by Jame See Yang, ETA ’20
*Makes a dramatic entrance* “HELLO JAME SEE TEACHER!!!”
“IU is my wife.”
“Teacher! That’s me!” *points at world famous actor Ma Dong Seok on the screen*
“BewhY is my dad.”
Student: Cardi B is my wife.
Me: But you said IU is your wife.
Student: Teacher, IU is my wife in Korea. Cardi B is my wife in America.
“Drake is freakin’ awesome.”
Student, in the deepest frat boy voice: SUP Jame See!
“We are team Handsome Guy.”
“We are genius class.”
“I play game everyday. No sleeping. No eating.”
“R.I.P Ironman … Real R.I.P Black Panther.”
Student 1: Teacher, this 노 잼.
Student 2, to Student 1: You’re 노 잼!
“Teacher! He has seven girlfriends!”
Me: What are you going to do during summer vacation?
Student: I’m going to make girlfriend.
*Points to my tattoo* “Teacher… Gang?”
“I am rapper. I go on Show Me The Money.”
Student: *requests an explicit song*
Me: No, too many bad words.
Student: Ah~ It’s okay teacher. Other students don’t know meaning.
*Playing two truths and a lie*
Student 1: One, I’m handsome. Two, I-…
Student 2: Teacher! First one is lie! My turn!
“I like high school girls…”
Me: Where is *insert student’s name*?
Student: He die.
“He is bad guy. He is bad guy. Everybody bad guy. Only me good guy.”
“He is my girlfriend today.”
“Bye bye wonderful teacher~” … “Next time candy please.”
[Featured Photo by Allie Easterbrook]